To say what I want about whatever I want.

Lyric of the Week

“We're using everything for shelves, fellas aren't dancing, the party's having trouble getting in full-swing, all the guys are vomiting, and the girls won't put out. Your party fuckin' sucks. Yeah, your party really sucks, guy.”

—from Your Party Sucks by Pygmy Shrews

Hello!

My name is Randy Pfeil. I am a Seattle-born, Minneapolis-based graphic designer and not a professional music critic or writer. I love all types of music except Jazz and Contemporary Country — I have nothing against Jazz but some against Country, I prefer Hagar over Roth, I don't think Yoko Ono broke up The Beatles, and I hate Nirvana. Whalereviews — derived from Whaleroot — is a medium for my personal venting and praises within the wonderful world of music.

No doubt some things said will clash with your opinions so I encourage you to discuss, comment, and vent (or praise) yourself.

I own 363 CDs which sit on stacks of wood and bricks. They are alphabetized.

This site is updated on my free-time so please forgive lapses in posts.

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